If Disney Princesses Were Modern Men

Do you ever ask yourself what Disney princesses are like in real life? I’m pretty sure they’re all gullible bitches that have no concept of how the real world works. Do you ever say to yourself, “I wish I could be a Disney princess”? If you do, you’re probably a normal person. If you don’t, you’re definitely lying to yourself. Everyone wants to be a Disney princess. EVERYONE. I was recently given the challenge of creating a small narrative collection for a class. The result was a comical representation of those darn Disney princesses in the modern world… if they were men.

Huh?

Just check em’ out.

Missing a shoe and missing his dignity

Missing a shoe and missing his dignity

Someone had a little too much apple ale...

Someone had a little too much apple ale…

"Oh his sixteenth birthday, he shall prick his finger on a turbo"

“Oh his sixteenth birthday, he shall prick his finger on a turbo”

Slayin' Huns and grabbin' buns

Slayin’ Huns and grabbin’ buns

What are these "feet" things?

What are these “feet” things?

The Little Mermaid and the Fork of Destiny

The Little Mermaid and the Fork of Destiny

Yeah… That just happened…..

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